I have now been an official student for over 2 weeks now. And the wisdom that i have learnt is that the two most important things you need for freshers is money and alcohol.
Unfortunatly you have to bring your own money (unless your a girl who can get free drinks, lads sorry) but you can buy the alcohol. Women seem to be able to know everything about each other after a five minute conversation; lads on the other hand have a simpler method. Go to pub/ club, get drunk and bob's your uncle your best mates with someone you don't know (or can't remember anything about). To quote the most popular eastern European besides Borat "Simples".
These two things require money and alcohol so make sure you have/ can get both for simple friends that reminds me off those cheap meals where you just add water, but in this case its alcohol. Please note the word alcohol is used as beer implies a slow drinking or pre drinking session and vodka is for those cheap basterds (like me) who want to get drunk quickly and cheaply.
When talking about getting drunk the downside (hangovers aside) is the urge to dance. Most men cannot do this, lets be honest, but fortunatly their is a solution. Brief pause for drummroll... Women at the start of any clubbing dance on their own in a circle, that looks like they are trying to exclude lads. Most of them aren't so if you (and preferably a mate) simply ask one if you can join them they propably will let you. Best things is that if you are the only lad there (the popular, sporty and good looking
All there is left is to find the drinks you like (recomended to do this before you go to uni) and can keep drinking.
Cheers for reading
Jack
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